Mom, What's For Dinner?

Snippets you would have heard if you were a fly on the wall at my house today...

After school:
Mom, What's for dinner?

Home-made vegetable soup and Asiago bread.

YUM! I love vegetable soup. It's one of my favorites.

During dinner:
So?

So what?

So, how's your soup?

I've had better.

(Eyes as big as saucers, mouth dropped open) What did you say?

I've had better, you've made better, this is definetly not your best, mom.

(shaking head at husband, husband has a look of disbelief on his face, waiting for me to get really upset)

Eat your dinner boy wonder.

I don't like these green beans.

Eat your dinner boy wonder.

I don't like this corn.

Eat your dinner boy wonder.

I don't like this, it's not my favorite anymore!